1
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Why do we have to
Come to school to talk
To tommy's teachers?

2
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- it's a waste of time.
    - why can't they
      Come to us?

3
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The high school teachers
        On this planet are
        So full of themselves.

4
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It's all those
            Tv commercials
            Glorifying learning.

5
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You know,
            "The more you know."

6
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It makes them
    Drunk with power.

7
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Yeah, well, that's going
        To change right now.

8
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Where's this
      Mr. Randell, anyway?

9
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When that mealymouthed
     Little worm shows up,

10
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I'm going to teach him
   The meaning of the word--

11
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Hiya.

12
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- dr. And mrs. Solomon?
    - no.

13
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No, no, no.

14
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I'm his sister,
        A woman.

15
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Not married.
          Just me,

16
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Single sally.

17
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Mr. Randell, I'd like
To get out of here while
I'm still clean-shaven.

18
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So you can
       Begin lavishing
       Tommy with praises

19
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Anytime you're ready.

20
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Well, the truth is
That...

21
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I think tommy can do
A lot better.

22
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Be careful, sir.
You're talking
About the creature

23
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I've come to
    Think of as my son.

24
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He could do better.

25
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You know...

26
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- whatever.
          - excuse us.

27
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- what are you doing?
     - I don't know.

28
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He's giving off this vibe.
Can't you feel it?

29
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Yes, I think I do.

30
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Does it feel
           Like a stabbing pain
           In your left buttock?

31
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- no.
     - then I appear to be
       Sitting on a tack.

32
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Dr. Solomon,
      Tommy's very bright,
      No question.

33
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Unfortunately, tommy's
Having a little trouble
    Fitting in.

34
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- what do you mean,
        Fitting in?
      - excuse me,

35
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But there's something
     About the thickness
     Of your neck

36
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And the broadness
       Of your shoulders

37
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That makes me think
    You'd be an agile hunter

38
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And provide well
       For our children.

39
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I chaperone the school
    Dance every year.

40
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- would you--?
         - yes.

41
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- great.
      - wait a minute.
        What about tommy?

42
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He's fine.
        Great kid.

43
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Well...

44
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Why didn't you say so
     In the first place?

45
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Next time, you might try
    Organizing your thoughts

46
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On a little index
       Card first.

47
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- come on, sally.
       - ow!

48
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- wasn't he cute?
      - totally adorable.

49
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- a little on
   The scattered side, though.
 - he asked me to a dance.

50
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- I get to go dancing!
     - nice.

51
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What's dancing?

52
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<I> ( '50s rock music playing )</I>

53
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Harry, can I ask you
            A question?

54
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Uh, sure.
Just give me a second

55
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To finish what
I was doing.

56
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Okay, what is it?

57
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- can you dance?
        - hmm.

58
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- I have no idea, but I'll try.
-<I> ( techno pop music playing )</I>

59
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( snapping fingers )

60
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Why, yes, I can.

61
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It appears
        I'm quite good.

62
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- how are you doing that?
   - I have no idea.

63
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I think it's sort of
A built-in function.
You try.

64
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Wow!  You suck.

65
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You must feel
    Like crap.

66
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That's it,
        Spank me.

67
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<I> ( indistinct</I>
         <I> audio on tv )</I>

68
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- tommy, I talked to your
Teacher, mr. Randell.
   -<I> ( tv clicks off )</I>

69
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- he said that
  You're not fitting in.
- of course I'm not fitting in.

70
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- to fit in, you
      Have to be something.
    - well, we're something.

71
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We're human beings.
    Why, has anyone
    Said differently?

72
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No, it's just
        Everybody at school
        Is something extra.

73
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You know, they're
      African-american
      Or italian-american

74
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Or asian-american,
     Audio-visual american.

75
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Well, we're human-american.
That should be enough.

76
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Dick, it's part
        Of my mission
        As an adolescent

77
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To rebel against
        My upbringing.

78
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If you don't
    Tell me what we are,
    Then I can't do my job.

79
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All right,
If we have to be part
Of some group, we will be.

80
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I'll do some research.
     I'll ask around.

81
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I'll find out what
    The best thing to be is.

82
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- by the end of
   The week, we'll be that.
 - what should I be till then?

83
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Well, we're
    Carbon-based life-forms.

84
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Just tell everyone
     We're carbo-americans.

85
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Aztec, toltec,

86
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Toltec, inca, inuit,

87
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Bedouin, indian,

88
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Sikh.
       ( clears throat )

89
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Aztec, toltec,
    Toltec, inca, inuit,

90
00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,068
Bedouin, indian, sikh.

91
00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:07,071
Aztec, toltec,
      Toltec, inca,
      Inuit, bedouin, in--

92
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What are you doing
       At my desk?

93
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Anthropology,
       It's fascinating.

94
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Such a wealth
         Of cultures.

95
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Up until now, I always
     Thought that what
     You did was pointless

96
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And of no interest
To anyone but yourself.

97
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It's certainly
       Not as fascinating
       As physics.

98
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I mean, everybody
       Loves math.

99
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Nina, what
         Is that thing
         On your head?

100
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- it's called a<I> daku.</I>
   - I think it's beautiful.

101
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Thank you.
        It's authentic.

102
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- it makes me feel connected
    To my ancestors.
  - oh.

103
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So that's
The traditional headdress
Of ancient secretaries?

104
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No, of my african
           Ancestors.

105
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In case you
            Haven't noticed,
I'm black.

106
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Well, of course
    I noticed.

107
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And, dr. Albright,
       You are?

108
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Could I be
    Any whiter?

109
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What?

110
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I'm sorry,
       All you people
       Look alike to me.

111
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- excuse me?
        - what was that?

112
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Nothing, I just don't see why
 People have to divide up

113
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Into these
       Arbitrary subsets.

114
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- I mean,
       Skin color?  Please.
     - nina: ahem--

115
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You may see color,
       But I see people.

116
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Aren't we fortunate
    To have someone
    So enlightened?

117
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- ( sighs )
       - o pious one,
         Show us the way.

118
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This verges
          On sarcasm.

119
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You know, my heritage
           Happens to be very
           Important to me.

120
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As it should be.
I'm irish, and I'm
Very proud of that.

121
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And you're... What?

122
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Me?  Uh,
         I-I-I'm, uh...

123
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One of those, uh...

124
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You know, one of
     The really good ones.

125
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You're this
    Big anthropologist.
    You tell me.  What am I?

126
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- certifiable.
         - yes, that's
           What I am--

127
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Certifiable.

128
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Certifiable and
       Damn proud of it,

129
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As my father was before me
   And his father before him

130
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And his father
         Before him.

131
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Certifiable.

132
00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,027
Of course,
     We no longer practice.

133
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You see, sally,
          Dancing is all
          About attitude.

134
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Watch harry.

135
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See, I got
    That "Hip-hop, street,
    Don't care about nothin'

136
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'cause I'm all of that

137
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And a side of fries"
      Kind of attitude.

138
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Right, whereas
             My attitude is more

139
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♪ got home from teaching
       Physics and I'm wondering
       What's for dinner ♪

140
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♪ but I ain't
       Gonna sweat it 'cause
       I ain't even from here. ♪

141
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Both:
         Hey!  Ho, ho!

142
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Hey!  Ho, ho!

143
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♪ although we dis 'em,
  We love this solar system ♪

144
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- I hate this!
         - what?

145
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I can't believe
    I have to learn to dance
    To be with this guy.

146
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Well, you know, if you
    Really want mr. Randell,

147
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Use the skills you're
     Comfortable with.

148
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Shoot a tranquilizer dart
   Into his neck and drag him
   Back to your place.

149
00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,449
Harry, that is
       Not the behavior
       Of a human female.

150
00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:08,286
Exactly.  I want to
      Charm him, beguile him.

151
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I want him to buy me
        A<I> pwesent.</I>

152
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- tommy, how was school?
    - awful.

153
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I lost my math book,
And I couldn't convince
Anybody that I was samoan.

154
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Well, don't worry.

155
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The answer to
    All our problems is
    Right here in this book.

156
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It's loaded with every
Possible genre of human.

157
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It's like a catalog.

158
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You can take your pick,
    Whatever you want to be.

159
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- so who do you
       Want to join, hmm?
     - they're too scrawny.

160
00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:37,082
- mm-hmm.  Them?
        - no, ugly flag.

161
00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,552
Nah, too many gods.

162
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I'm not putting that
      On my head.

163
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Ah-ha!  Here we go.

164
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Canadians.
          Yeah, right.

165
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Now, let's have
      A look at einstein's
      Boundary conditions

166
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According to the theory
    Of relativity.

167
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Einstein, a jew,

168
00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,141
Never could have made
     This breakthrough,

169
00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:06,377
Had it not been
     For the earlier work
     Of copernicus, polish,

170
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,080
Or tycho brahe,

171
00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,750
The unlucky dane
        From prague.

172
00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,752
Which brings up
       Another question--

173
00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:16,621
How many puerto ricans
     Do we have in class?
     Any puerto ricans?

174
00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,893
- leon, what are you?
     - you don't have
       To answer that.

175
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:25,196
- dutch.
      - I love your tulips
        And your dikes.

176
00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,965
Oh, thank you.

177
00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:30,802
However, I turn
    Your people down because
Of the silly shoes.

178
00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,705
Okay, no puerto ricans?
    Any latinos in general?

179
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,707
Anyone with
Latino information?

180
00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:39,110
Dr. Solomon,
          With all due respect,
          I find this offensive.

181
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:42,914
Pittman,
    You won't be left out.
    I'll get to the asians.

182
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,650
Why are you
     Suddenly so interested
     In what everybody is?

183
00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:47,852
- I have to know.
         It's important.
       - no, it's not.

184
00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,854
- yes, it is.
        - no, it's not.

185
00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:52,090
The only thing that
     Matters about a person

186
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,092
Is what they
          Have inside.

187
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,127
Oh, yeah?
           Then how come

188
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,629
You only date
           Good-looking guys?

189
00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,199
- that's not true.
     - you turned him down.

190
00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,134
Shut up!

191
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,539
Here are your books.
        I read each one of them,

192
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,876
And I'm just as confused
        As I ever was.

193
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:14,312
You read 15 books
In one night?

194
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,314
I took a couple
        Of hours out

195
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,249
To watch japanese
       Golf on cable.

196
00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:23,654
The problem is,
       These books are
       Full of dry facts

197
00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,656
But no value judgments.

198
00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:28,392
I mean, this
        Is your field--
        You tell me.

199
00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:31,495
Out of all the possible
    Ethnic groups, which one
    Is the best?

200
00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:34,766
Oh, no, there's no best.
    It's all subjective.

201
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:38,103
- which do you find
      The most interesting?
    - there are so many.

202
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:42,006
Um... I love
     The creative ambition
     Of the maori people,

203
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,175
Uh, the polynesian
       Culture

204
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,444
With its joyous
       Embrace of nature,

205
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,446
Uh, the quiet
         Dignity of--

206
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,481
- what's the sexiest?
     - italians.

207
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,318
- italians?
       - smoky, swarthy.

208
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,221
Gotta have 'em.

209
00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,223
Oh, gotta go.

210
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,859
Italian?

211
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,493
<I> ( mandolin playing )</I>

212
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:13,171
♪ in napoli ♪

213
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,775
♪ where love is king ♪

214
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:22,981
♪ where a boy
         Meets a girl ♪

215
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:28,152
♪ here's a-what-a
       They sing ♪

216
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,223
♪ when-a da moon ♪

217
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:35,693
♪ hits your eye
     Like a big pizza pie ♪

218
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,997
♪ that's amore ♪

219
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:44,402
- what are you doing?
     -<I> buona sera, signora.</I>

220
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,171
( speaking italian )

221
00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:51,675
♪ when-a da world
       Seems to shine ♪

222
00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:53,777
♪ like-a you've had
      You too much wine ♪

223
00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:56,280
♪ that's amore ♪

224
00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:00,885
♪ there's a ring
      Ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪

225
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,154
♪ ting-a-ling-a-ling
      And we sing  ♪

226
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,390
♪ vi... ♪

227
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,026
♪ ta bella ♪

228
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:12,997
♪ hearts will play
       Tippy-tippy-tay
       Tippy-tippy-tay ♪

229
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,832
♪ like a gay... ♪

230
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:18,002
♪ tar... Antella ♪

231
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:20,471
( sings in italian )

232
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,407
( playing melody )

233
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,747
Man:
     <I> what the hell's</I>
     <I> going on out there?!</I>

234
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:31,816
Nothing, mr. Wagner!

235
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:35,486
Would you please get out
    Of here before somebody
    Calls the cops?

236
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:39,057
The cops,
              They cannot-a
Thwart my passion!

237
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,059
I will stand
          Right here

238
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:44,395
Till a pack of wild dogs,
   They chase-a me away!

239
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,631
-<I> ( dogs barking )</I>
      - dogs!

240
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,800
- run!
      - ( sally screams )

241
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,735
<I> ( barking continues )</I>

242
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:04,048
Usually when a student
Gets hurt, we let them
Go home early.

243
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,450
Someone from your family
Could come pick you up.

244
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,452
Someone like...

245
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,189
Sally.

246
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:14,425
Why did you say
          Her name like that?

247
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,794
All I said was...

248
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,430
Sally.

249
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:23,000
No, thank you.
          I don't really need
To get picked up.

250
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:25,670
- exactly what happened?
- I don't know what I did wrong,

251
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:28,406
But I'm kind of new
          At being korean.

252
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:40,451
Oops.  You left this
In my driveway.

253
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,087
- what happened to it?
     - I backed over it

254
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,656
Five or six times.

255
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,491
It was an accident.

256
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:50,961
Do you have any idea

257
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:53,431
How badly
       You embarrassed me
       Last night?

258
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,566
Do you have any idea
      How hard it is

259
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,568
To find a concertina
      In ohio?

260
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,870
What the hell was
     Going on in your head?

261
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:03,474
I know what this is.
You don't like italians
    As much as you claim.

262
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,110
Wait a minute,
           Since when don't
           You like italians?

263
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:09,547
Please, we're discussing
   Prejudice here, something
   You know nothing about.

264
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,286
- I'm black.
          - oh!

265
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,588
Right, right.

266
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,758
Nina is... Black.

267
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,536
- sally, come
          Out of there.
        -<I> go away!</I>

268
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,705
Then we're coming in!

269
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,874
What's wrong?
        You look beautiful.

270
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,978
Sure, you can put on
A tight little dress
And look sexy and gorgeous,

271
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,980
But you know
    How men are--

272
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,148
All they care about
Is how you dance.

273
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,584
- what's the matter
        With you?
      - I'm afraid.

274
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,187
- of what?
   - I'm afraid I'm going
     To do something stupid,

275
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,255
And he won't
        Like me.

276
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,858
Don't leak.
                 I hate it
                 When you leak.

277
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,160
- what's wrong with me?
    - I have no idea.

278
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:59,730
Dick, maybe I'm
       Just shooting pork
       In a barrel here,

279
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,933
But isn't that
      Exactly how you feel
      About dr. Albright?

280
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,436
- oh, please.
      - that is so wrong.

281
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,006
- what I have
     With dr. Albright...
   - mr. Randell is young...

282
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,608
-<I> ( knock at door )</I>
   - ( overlapping dialogue )

283
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,276
Come in!

284
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,412
Ow.

285
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,515
Sorry to interrupt,
             But, sally, your
             Date's here.

286
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,418
- what am I going to do?
    - I'll tell you what
      You're going to do.

287
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,586
- you're going to be great!
    You know why?
  - why?

288
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,523
Because you're one of us.
And although I don't know
What that is yet,

289
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,691
- when I find out,
That's what you'll be.
    - thank you.

290
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,360
- everybody ready?
       - ready.

291
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,262
Let's go.

292
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,464
Now go out there
    And be a girl!

293
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,074
You look incredible.

294
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,076
- come on!
          - thank you.

295
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,412
- that's very sweet of you.
  - ( overlapping dialogue )

296
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,149
<I> ( slow pop</I>
    <I> instrumental playing )</I>

297
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,621
Well...

298
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,525
- well... So--
         - what?

299
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,161
- would you like to--
     - bear your children?

300
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,266
No.  I was going
    To say "Dance."

301
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,469
Oh.

302
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,205
Uh, that was really
Embarrassing, wasn't it?

303
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,040
No.

304
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,376
No, not at all.
     So would you like to?

305
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,744
Bear your children?

306
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,515
Dance?

307
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,584
Oh.  Um...

308
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,986
Well, see,
            I don't really think
            That that would--

309
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,921
Okay.

310
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,338
Ah.

311
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,373
Now, this I can do.

312
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,279
I was kind of afraid
       To come here tonight.

313
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:59,217
- why?
    - I just wasn't sure
      I'd have a good time.

314
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:02,953
Oh.  Are you having
             A good time?

315
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,888
Oh, yeah.

316
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,793
Can I put my arm
        Around you?

317
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,729
Yes.

318
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,700
Can I put my head
    On your shoulder?

319
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,270
Please.

320
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,450
Can I put my hand
    In your pocket?

321
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,687
Do you need change?

322
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,624
Desperately.

323
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:44,595
Sally:
    You're so wonderful.
    My whole front is warm.

324
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,732
- you mind if I
          Turn around?
        - well, I--

325
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,237
Mmm.

326
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,206
Toasty.

327
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,811
I don't want to put you
         On the spot, but if
         We don't kiss soon,

328
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,813
My head's going
            To explode.

329
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,183
You know what's
        Good for that?
        Calcium.

330
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,125
( playing blues music )

331
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,064
♪ whoa, this
         Planet sucks ♪

332
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,366
♪ lord, it makes me
Wanna cry ♪

333
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,638
♪ yeah, I said
          This planet sucks ♪

334
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,140
♪ lord, it makes
       A poor boy wanna cry ♪

335
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,346
♪ anybody'd know
            We was leavin' ♪

336
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,948
♪ lord, I might just lay
        My head down and die ♪

337
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,850
Tommy, what are
        You doing?

338
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,853
Well, I'm black now.

339
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,922
I'm black,
      And I got the blues.

340
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,924
You can't be black.
      Nina is black.

341
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,827
I get the impression from her
 They have strict rules
 About these things.

342
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:53,831
- ♪ I can't even be black ♪
  - I command you to put
That thing down.

343
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,234
♪ high commander
        Starts bossin' ♪

344
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,669
♪ best believe
             You better jump ♪

345
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,671
( falsetto )
          ♪ ooh! ♪

346
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,973
- ( screaming )
    - all right, stop it!

347
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,008
Stop it!

348
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,478
( amplifier turns off )

349
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,448
Who died and made you
     T-bone walker?

350
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,816
Mrs. Dubcek, as long
As you're up here,

351
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,752
What ethnic group
       Do you come from?

352
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,988
Well, I'm
           A little czech,
           A little romanian.

353
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,991
I'm your basic slavic mutt,
     Like my third husband.

354
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,427
Oh.  What were
        Your first two?

355
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:27,030
Well, the first was
         Irish, and the second
         Was one of your people.

356
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,573
- our people?
- yeah.  Well, you know, jewish.

357
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,341
- ( dick gasps )
        - all: jewish!

358
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,343
Oh!

359
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,780
( overlapping dialogue )

360
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,549
So what tipped
             You off?

361
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,351
- with your name
       It's pretty obvious.
     - our name?

362
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,520
- solomon.
         - ( all gasp )

363
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,156
Oh, you wonderful,
       Wonderful woman!

364
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:55,092
Thank you so much!

365
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:59,129
I have to go now.

366
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,164
This rules.
I'm still a minority.

367
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,166
You know, chicks
Dig minorities.

368
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,603
Oh!  Who knew
              That solomon was
              A jewish name

369
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,005
When we took it off
         The side of that truck?

370
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,208
Go figure.
       We could have been
       The wal-marts.

371
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,614
We're jewish.

372
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,683
( sobs )
          I don't know
          What to say.

373
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,820
Mazel tov!

374
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,525
I'm sorry,
      It just popped out.

375
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,963
Isn't it great
      To know who we are?

376
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,565
I finally feel
         Like I belong

377
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:39,169
In this big melting pot
They call earth.

378
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:42,072
What a magical night.

379
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,909
Everything was perfect.
    I was great.

380
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,881
He really liked
        My kissing,

381
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,717
Except the spitting
      And biting.

382
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:56,954
- so you really
       Like him, huh?
     - what's not to like?

383
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,989
He's intelligent, kind,

384
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,091
Sweet, gentle.

385
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,127
So...

386
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,162
Is he jewish?

387
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,034
( playing "Tradition" )

388
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:23,013
<I> ( '50s rock music playing )</I>